Monday, April 24, 2006

Travel Advisory

For those traveling to Amsterdam, please be advised that:

  • "Get the F#CK off the bike path!" in Flemish sounds nothing like "Get the F#CK off the bike path!" in English.
  • It is not recommended that you WALK in the bike path.
  • What you may think is a commotion behind you, may very well be a biker yelling at you in Flemish to "Get the F#CK off the bike path!"
  • There are some bikers that have no problem hitting walkers that don't get the f#ck off the bike path.

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1 Comments:

Anonymous Rod said...

See, exercise can be dangerous. That is why you are better off just staying in the pub.

4:37 PM  

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